Thursday, November 4, 2010
Legitimate charities do not ask for money on the subway. Ever. Because it is fucking illegal. And ghetto.
Save your change for those awesome mariachi groups. Or the guys with the conga drums. Or that asshole who plays bass and insults people on the 1 train. My friend Chris told me about this one really drunk, homeless dude who addressed the train in a sleepy, slurring voice, with his eyes closed: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Bob. Bob is jusss...looking for somethin' to eat...Bob don't want to bother no one...." Then Bob slowly opened his eyes on a young Asian guy, grinned at him, and said, "You feel me, Jackie Chan." Bob FTW.