Hey, everyone! Here's a rough idea for an opening scene. I believe this is the first time any of you will have heard these characters' voices. Arriss's voice is just a placeholder, but Jorree's is pretty close to correct, I think.
After finalizing his divorce, Jorree decides to take a much needed vacation. Unfortunately, he can't afford one, so he opts for a stay-cation instead, holing up in his house for two weeks and slowly going insane. His madness culminates with him hosting an impromptu awards show for some of the inanimate objects in his house. When word of the awards gets around town, everyone wants one, and Jorree becomes inundated with flattery and attention.