Tuesday, October 12, 2010
"Oh, Sh*t, [INSERT CGI ANIMAL MOVIE]!"
There was a time a few years ago when it seemed like every movie coming out was a CGI animal movie. Talking lions, talking squirrels, talking fish, talking dinosaurs, talking whatever--if it couldn't talk in real life, it was a strong contender to star in a CGI movie.
I decided the appropriate reaction to this would be to point at each poster I saw for a new, awful-looking CGI animal movie, and exclaim, "Oh, shit!" in a really excited, surprised way, followed by the name of the movie. I got my girlfriend and her brother and sister doing it too, I think.
Also, don't do it if a little kid is around.